Cool Gorilla Santa Placemat | Funny Christmas Dinner Table Decor
Cool Gorilla Santa Placemat | Funny Christmas Dinner Table Decor
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I'm not saying your Christmas table is boring... but it could be way cooler.
Ditch the dreary plaid and bring some serious style to your holiday spread with the Cool Gorilla Santa Placemat! This guy isn't messing around. He's got his Santa hat tilted just right, a pair of sharp shades, and a vibe that screams, "Yeah, I know I'm the coolest thing at the party."
I designed this for people who love the holidays but hate the stuffy decor. If your style is more Miami nightlife than Midwest farmhouse, this placemat is your new holiday MVP.
Why this Placemat is a total vibe:
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Instant Conversation Starter: Your guests will be obsessed. This is guaranteed to get laughs and break the ice—even with that weird uncle who shows up every year. It’s the perfect centerpiece for a Friendsgiving, Christmas Eve dinner, or New Year's Day brunch.
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Built to Last: Seriously, I'm all about quality. Made from 100% Cotton and built with a crisp white seam thread, these mats are tough enough to handle gravy spills and look fantastic doing it. Just spot clean and you're good to go for next year!
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The Ultimate "Guy Gift": Struggling to find a fun, unique gift for a host, a bachelor, or a quirky coworker? This placemat is a total slam dunk. It’s unexpected, hilarious, and genuinely cool. Forget another boring tie!
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Perfectly Sized: At 18" x 14", it's the right size for a full plate setting, cutlery, and that big glass of eggnog. It's truly a statement piece for any table.
Level up your dining game and let this Cool Gorilla rule your holiday table. Grab yours before they are gone, because these are going to be a hot ticket item!
