When I decorate for Christmas, I don't do carols. I do anthems.

If your holiday season is more about cranking up the tunes than silent nights, you need the Rock & Roll Monkey Christmas Placemat! This little shredder is decked out in his Santa hat and shades, tongue out, absolutely crushing a sweet guitar riff. It's the ultimate anti-boring holiday statement piece.

Forget the stuffy, predictable decor your grandma uses. This mat is for the family that throws the best parties, the one that hosts the chaotic-but-awesome Christmas Eve jam session. This placemat screams "party," making it perfect for your edgy loft apartment in New York City or your backyard holiday BBQ in California!

Why this Placemat is the headliner:

• Major Attitude: This is not your average cute animal print. It's bold, funny, and full of life. It's the perfect conversation starter and a clear signal that your holiday gathering is going to be epic.

• Unique Vibe: Stand out from the crowd! While everyone else is rocking traditional pines and snowmen, you'll be setting a trend with this hilarious, rock-star monkey. It’s the perfect novelty gift for the musician or music-lover in your life.

• Built for the Chaos: Made from rugged, high-quality 100% Cotton and built with a clean white seam thread, this mat is ready to handle spills from beer, soda, or that questionable punch. It's generously sized at 18" x 14" for max plate and cutlery coverage.

• Guaranteed Laughs: This is the must-have White Elephant gift that everyone will fight over. Who wouldn't want a holiday rock god on their dinner table?

Don't let your table be a snooze-fest. Order the Rock & Roll Monkey Placemat and let the good times shred this Christmas!